The Cat

I am a cat that’s never met
Another cat, because
All other cats are not as fat —
They won’t perceive my woes.

I am a cat that’s slightly mad
And fed up with this life,
The guy who thinks I am his pet
Commands to get a wife.

Well, much he knows
About cats, about being sad;
He says the vet will cut my balls
If I keep getting fat.

I’ve got his point. He rolls a joint,
While I rest on his bed,
My life is short, so I enjoy
The snacks that make me fat.

A female cat is not that bad,
It’s even great, but — wife?
I’d rather die from crystal meth,
Than marry in this life.

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